Michael Owen  
Instruments: Vocals, acoustic & electric guitars, also keyboards & harmonica.
Aliases: Mike.
Education: Bachelor of Applied Science in Mathematics & Computer Science.
Background: Arrived pre-season draft 2000 via transfer from Aspirin.
Attributes: Crotchety, dipsomaniac, vague.
Punctuality: Sometimes good, sometimes bad. More bad than good though.
Greatest rock moment: Pogo'ing straight through the stage floor in the middle of a song was the easy part, it was climbing back out and avoiding the hole for the rest of the set that was a bit tricky.
Most likely to: Change his mind. Speak in a foreign accent. Break into a song written in the 1930's. Quote 'The Simpsons'.
Most prized possession: Dirty serviette with Glenn Archer's autograph.
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